slore

:-)


apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(Source: cyber-leaf)

you dying bruhwebMD’s answer for everything (via whitegirlsaintshit)

(Source: qumayo)


rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: 2bainzz)


im walking on sunshine

ouch

(Source: maahammy)


funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens


shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time


*fight breaks out*
Yasss drag her!!